Absolute Scented Candle

Here's the deal, Absolute means business. This ain't a boy's candle, it's a man's candle.

• Top Notes: Pineapple, but like, a tough pineapple
• Middle Note: Musk, for that hint of danger
• Bottom Note: Blackcurrant, because real men eat fruit

Okay, we know what you're thinking, pineapple? But trust us, this isn't some tropical drink at the beach. This is the pineapple that hits the gym and benches twice its weight. Then, we throw in some musk - raw, primal, it’s like the scent equivalent of a bear wrestling a shark. Finally, a dab of blackcurrant to give it an edge, a hint of sweetness in a world of strength.

No Frills, Just Thrills.

So, suit up, light an Absolute, and watch as the world bends to your will. It's like cologne for your living room, or a secret weapon in your boardroom.